Monday, July 14, 2008

The "Toss It Like Birdseed" List

Current mood: melancholy
This is my 1st crack at a list! So, the way this works is I list random thoughts, quotes, lyrics etc. that are relevant to what's going on in my little head at the moment & if you feel compelled to do so, you comment! Enjoy...
1. "It's ok in the day, I'm staying busy. Tied up enough so I don't have to wonder where is he. Got so sick of crying, so just lately...when I catch myself I do a 180." -Amy Winehouse "Wake Up Alone"
2. Yoga really is my boyfriend right now.
3. I honestly think if I hadn't "discovered" it when I did, y'all would've seen me on the news.
4. R told me I'm "all over the place".
5. Not a truer word was ever spoke!
6. It's hard not to be, but I'm trying.
7. I'm so looking forward to 2008 being over
8. This year has been some shit I never want to repeat again
9. I think "hell" for me would be to repeat 2008 over and over again for eternity!
10. I've cut so many people off. But hey, my cell phone bill is lower than a muhfucka! *sigh*
11. If I hear that Little Brother verse ONE MORE GOTDAMN TIME, I'mma headed to NC to start cappin' on the damn Justice League!
12. So, I know every word to every song on Lil Wayne's new CD.
13. It's the only "safe" CD I have. It doesn't remind me of anyone or anything.
14. Sheesh, I'm a tortured soul.
15. "Niggas are the NEW bitches. See, we need to start treating them like they treat us. Eat up their food, f*ck them and then don't call them back! And f*ck their friends!"
16. When I read that IM, I snorted and spat at the same time!
17. I have crazy friends! But trust & believe, they're in good company.
18. I realize that I can't tell real love from 'knock off' love. Shit looks really real, but upon closer inspection I discover that the Chanel has an extra N or Louis has an E in it. *Big sigh*
19. I don't know what's going on with my Boo-Boo but I hope we get everything straightened out soon.
20. I really think the universe gets a kick out of torturing me. I think I must've really pissed someone off in a former life!
21. So Nate Dogg is a stalker?
22. There's something very non-gangsterish about that.
23. RIP Uncle Bob. I never forgave you for that Halloween candy stunt but I guess I should.
24. Naw, f*ck that! Some things are worth holding on to! Kidding...
25. "Teaching our daughters to never allow images on television to tell them what they are worth; teaching our sons to treat women with respect, and to realize responsibility does not end at conception; that what makes them a man is not the ability to have a child but to raise one." -Barack Obama
26. When Barack becomes President, I am seriously going to shed tears.
27. "When the summer came, you were not around. Now the summer's gone & love can not be found. Where were you when I needed you...last winter, my love?...where are you when I need you? Like right now."-Stevie Wonder Superwoman (Where Were You When I Needed You)
28. That Stevie song has been stuck in my head for a few weeks now.
29. They say it's better to have loved & lost than to never have loved at all or some crap like that.
30. I stamp that one with a big fat NEGATIVE.
31. I need to go to Bikram tomorrow. I'm a crabby crab right now.
32. My mom is not allowed to go on vacation EVER again. The second she left, bedlam broke loose!
33. That's my word of the moment. "Bedlam". Add it to your vocab if it's not already there!
34. See, this list is educational as well as entertaining!
35. I have some virtual friends that I may never actually meet in real life and I really have love for those folks! My "vff's". (You can borrow that one too.)
36. Isn't it crazy how technology brings us all together? I can play Scrabble with someone on the other side of the country that I've never even met in real life!
37. I'm easily impressed!
38. Maybe that's part of my problem.
39. Jea, the mizzle got me making Dairy Queen & Taco Bell runs!
40. Totally counter "Full Locust & Half Moon"
41. But when you have a big black bruise on your thigh, it's very necessary. Damn.
42. " took me riding in your rocket and gave me a star. But at a half a mile from heaven and you dropped my black ass back down to this cold, cold world."-Stevie Wonder "Rocket Love"
43. You can throw that one on repeat right now and you'll know exactly what I'm going through. "I would not do that to a dog!" Preach Stevie!
44. So, I'm not sure if I love my new job or not.
45. I mean, it's better than collecting unemployment and watching judge shows all day...
46. ...but so is getting dental work done because at least then you get some great drugs!
47. I can't for the life of me understand why people make their lives harder than they have to be. 48. I guess many of us are tortured souls.
49. I get tired of always being "on"...
50. ...and sometimes wish someone would just throw me a lifesaver
51. Don't worry about the crazy ex, PF. You dodged the bullet this time.
52. I hope Clo had a wonderful Hawaiian getaway. Next time, I'm carrying her bags or something!
53. Costa Rica in January? Woot!
54. I really miss SNB.
55. Yeah, so it's 8:00 p.m and I haven't eaten today.
56. Might explain why I'm so cranky, eh?
57. I swear I'm not a hater, but has it occurred to anyone that the reason why these "Bachelor" and "Bachelorette" folks don't stay together is because all the baller ass dates stop when the cameras stop rolling?
58. Shit, I'd fall in love too if I was on a horse drawn carriage in the snow sipping cocoa with marshmallows one week and in a hot air balloon over Sonoma the next week!
59. In the past week, I realized that this whole having kids thing might not be for me.
60. They're cute until they start having opinions & shit.
61. I worry about my sister. She really needs to move out of that house.
62. 2 of my bosses lick their fingers before turning the pages of any document they come into contact with. Shit could be only 2 pages. Fucking grosses me out! I don't want to touch your DNA! EVER!
63. "Tell me who I have to be? To get some reciprocity!"-Lauryn Hill "Ex-Factor"
64. I promise the next list will be a little more upbeat...
65. Epic Roast...thanks PF!
66. Whoever went Photoshop happy on Jennifer Hudson's new CD cover needs their artsy ass beat!
67. "If you don't love me...somebody else will!" Lil Wayne - "Comfortable"

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